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• What if there had been room at the inn? -- Linda Festa on the origins of Christianity
• Never accept brownies from a proctologist.
• The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. -- Guindo
• The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them be good at taking orders.
  -- Linda Festa...
• Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one.
  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage....
• Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
  -- Robin Hood...