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Never Sleep With A Woman Whose Troubles Are Worse Than Your Own. -- Nelson Algre
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Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
-- Nelson Algren
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Never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own.
Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man named Doc.
And never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you....
The three rules of international air travel: (1) Never fly on Aeroflot if you can possibly avoid it (this used to be Braniff or Aeroflot).
(2) Never bet a whole lot of money on two little pairs unless you know *exactly* what you're doing....
Never trust anybody whose arm is bigger than your leg.
Laugh at your troubles & you'll never run out of laughter.
The avocation of assessing the failures of better men can be turned into a comfortable livelihood, providing you back it up with a Ph.
D. -- Nelson Algre...