Never Try To Explain Computers To A Layman. It's Easier To Explain Sex To A Virgin.

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Never try to explain computers to a layman. It's easier to explain
sex to a virgin.
-- Robert Heinlein

(Note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.)

Never try to explain computers to a layman. It's easier to explain sex to a virgin.
-- Robert Heinlei...
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
-- Andy Rooney...
Try to explain a flint and steel to today's youth.
Computers never make mistrakes.
Never apologize, never explain. -- Benjamin Jowett (1817-1893) -- [Of whom it was said that what he didn't know wasn't knowledge.
]...
Never complain and never explain. -- Benjamin Disraeli
Never try to out-stubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love
Virus due to computers having unsafe sex.
Having sex with computers results in baby calculators.

Never Try To Explain Computers To A Layman. It's Easier To Explain Sex To A Virgin.

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