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• I recommend having no relationships except those easily borne and disposed of
  I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum....
• Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?
  -- Quentin Crisp...
• Vice is its own reward. -- Quentin Crisp
• Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors. -- Quentin Crisp
• If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. -- Quentin Crisp
• Never get involved with someone who wants to change you. -- Quentin Crisp
• The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity. -- Quentin Crisp
• In the summer I drink Guinness, which requires no refrigeration and no cooking--Guinness is a great day-shortener.
  If you get out of bed first thing and drink a glass, then the day doesn't begin until about twelve-thirty, when you come to again, which is nice....
• Nothing is so wretched or foolish as to anticipate misfortunes.
  What madness it is to be expecting evil before it comes. -- Seneca...