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• Only presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial we.
• Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people
  from Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth ......
• We reject kings, presidents, and voting. We believe in rough consensus and running code.
  --Dave Clark (1992)...
• The following appeared as an editorial in a local newspaper.
  "In order to attract visitors to Central Plaza downtown and to return the plaza to its former glory, the city should prohibit skateboarding there and instead allow skateboarders to use an area in Monroe Park....
• All governments are more or less combinations against the people.
  . .and as rulers have no more virtue than the ruled....
• How many editors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but first they have to rewire the entire building....