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Opium Is Very Cheap Considering You Don't Feel Like Eating For The Next Six Days.
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Opium is very cheap considering you don't
feel like eating for the next six days.
-- Taylor Mead, famous transvestite
Related:
The next six days are dangerous.
It's a very Kafka-esque high- makes you feel like a bug.
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.
-- George Mille...
Life in the twentieth century is like a parachute jump
you have to get it right the first time. -- Margaret Mead...
Once you become famous, there is nothing left to become but infamous. DON JOHNSON
Transvestite Nazi bikers and those who love `em on the next Oprah!
You're only as old as you feel... the next day.
Pros are those who do their jobs well even when they don`t feel like it.