Our Congratulations Go To A Burlington Vermont Civilian Employee Of The Local Army National Guard Base.

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Our congratulations go to a Burlington Vermont civilian employee of the
local Army National Guard base. He recently received a substational cash
award from our government for inventing a device for optical scanning.
His device reportedly will save the government more than $6 million a year
by replacing a more expensive helicopter maintenance tool with his own,
home-made, hand-held model.

Not suprisingly, we also have a couple of money-saving ideas that we submit
to the Pentagon free of charge:

a. Don't kill anybody.
b. Don't build things that do.
c. And don't pay other people to kill anybody.

We expect annual savings to be in the billions.
-- Sojourners

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