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Pascal: A Programming Language Named After A Man Who Would Turn Over In His Grave If He Knew About It.
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Pascal:
A programming language named after a man who would turn over
in his grave if he knew about it.
-- Datamation, January 15, 1984
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Pascal, n.: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
-- Datamation, January 15, 1984...
Pascal, n.: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
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