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• Pascal, n.: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
  -- Datamation, January 15, 1984...
• Pascal, n.: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
• Pascal: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
• A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
  After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
• ADA: Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in Computing.
  Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA awareness....
• bug, n: An elusive creature living in a program that makes it incorrect.
  The activity of "debugging", or removing bugs from a program, ends when people get tired of doing it, not when the bugs are removed....
• C n. 1. The third letter of the English alphabet.
  2. ASCII 1000011. 3. The name of a programming language designed by Dennis Ritchie during the early 1970s and immediately used to reimplement Unix...