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• PAYCHECK: The weekly $5.27 that remains after deductions for federal withholding
  ate withholding, city withholding, FICA, medical/dental, long-term disability, unemployment insurance, Christmas Club, and payroll savings plan contributions....
• Power is gained by withholding.
• YOKE, n. An implement, madam, to whose Latin name
  _jugum_, we owe one of the most illuminating words in our language -- a word that defines the matrimonial situation with precision, point and poignancy....
• Homer: Thirteen bucks? Hey, wait a minute. Clerk: That's right.
  $120 gross, less Social Security... Homer: Yeah. Clerk...
• Lenny: So long, dental plan! Homer: [thinks...] Lenny's voice
  Dental plan! Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces. Lenny's voice...
• Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them.
  Some love. If that dog weren't on a leash, he'd be off like a flash after another dog, a cat, or any stranger walking along the street with a wet bag of meat....
• card #56 reads: "And the long-term benefits more than offset the one-time costs, for a net savings of $
  526,000." Homer: And the long-term benefits more than offset the one-time costs, for a net savings of....
• Our magazines and roach traps... Gone! All gone!
  -- Homer remains in a state of shock after the house fire, "Homer the Heretic...