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• Earl Wiener, 55, a University of Miami professor of management science, telling the Airline Pilots Association (in jest) about 21st century aircraf
  "The crew will consist of one pilot and a dog. The pilot will nurture and feed the dog....
• Avoid overly pretentious job titles such as "Lord of the Realm, Defender of the Faith, Emperor of India" or "Director of Corporate Planning.
  -- The Official MBA Handbook on business card...
• The Official MBA Handbook on business cards: Avoid overly pretentious job titles such as "Lord of the Realm
  Defender of the Faith, Emperor of India" or "Director of Corporate Planning....
• Alcohol still kills more people every year than all `illegal' drugs put together, and Prohibition only made it worse.
  Oppose the War On Some Drugs! -- Eric S. Raymond...
• I wonder why prostitution is illegal. Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?
  -- George Carli...
• You should just say no to drugs. That will drive the prices down. -- Guy Geechy
• How can a book print explicit instructions for manufacturing illegal drugs and get away with it because of a disclaimer about the book being for entertainment purposes only?