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• Please stand for the Nation Anthem: O Canada Our home and native land True patriot love In all thy sons' command With glowing hearts we see thee rise The true north strong and free From far and wide
  O Canada We stand on guard for thee God keep our land glorious and free O Canada we stand on guard for thee O Canada we stand on guard for thee Thank you....
• Please stand for the National Anthem. God save our Gracious Queen!
  Long live our Noble Queen! God save the Queen! Send her victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign o'er us!...
• Please stand for the National Anthem: Oh, say can you see by dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
  Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?...
• Australia , Hurrah. Australia , Hurrah. We have Tin and Iron and our backbone is wheat and also sheep.
  Yes we are so lucky The Kangaroo, the native bear and the Emu, too!...
• Homer: What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?
  Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense....
• Homer: When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better!
  The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys....
• Let us rejoice and be merry.
• So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because as the old saying goes, let your children run wild and free.
  -- Homer Simpson Bart vs. Australia...