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Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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That information is strictly secret and only shared with the inner members of the hierarchical Order....
How many Contras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from....
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