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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if
you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...
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How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Lawyers don't change bulbs. Now if you're looking for someone to really screw a bulb......
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done....
How many programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but you can never change it back again....
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb....