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• Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
  A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you....
• Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
  Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm....
• Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A
  To see what was on the other side. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?...
• Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
  A: An interpreter. Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?...
• Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A
  It takes too long to retrain them. Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?...
• Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
  A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
• Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.
  L.O.N... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea....
• Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance? A: Because that was her name.
• Picard: "I don't trust you, Q. Why should I expect Amanda to?
  Q: "Well, she'd better, because I'm all she's got....