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• Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.
• Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female sheep bites you? A: Ewe nicks.
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
• Q: What do you call poisoned coffee? A: Grounds for divorce.
• Q: What do you call couples that use that rhythm method? A: Parents.
• Q: What do you call a LADA with a turbo? A: A Skoda.
• Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With a blue-elephant gun.
  Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun....