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• Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To see his friend Gregory peck.
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• Q: Why did Bill Gates cross the road? A: To avoid the Department of Justice.
• Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road? A: Because it was on the other side.
• Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was giving it last rites.
• Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station.
• Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To get to the other slide.
• Why did Douglas Hofstadter cross the road? To make this riddle possible.
• Why did the Chtorran cross the road? To eat everything on the other side.