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Q: Why Do Ducks Have Big Flat Feet? A: To Stamp Out Forest Fires.
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Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.
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