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Bloody Explorers Ponce Off To Mumbo-jumbo Land...come Back With A Tropical Disease, A Suntan, And A Bag Of Brown Lumpy Things.
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Bloody explorers ponce off to mumbo-jumbo land...come back with a
tropical disease, a suntan, and a bag of brown lumpy things...Bob's
your uncle everyone's got a picture of them in the toilet.
-- Edmund : Potato
Related:
Come back here! I'll bite your bloody knees off!
Disease and deprivation stalk our land like...two giant.
.. ...stalking things. -- Edmund : Sense and Senility...
Moe: [sighs] Here you go! Here I am! Uncle Moe -- thank you, ma'am!
This'll be a treat: Uncle Moe!...
Professor: Superstitious robot mumbo jumbo. Old robot: Mumbo, perhaps, jumbo, perhaps not.
Papa's got a brand new bag. -- James Brow
Two things most people can't stand are to lose 25 pounds and have no one notice or comment, or to have a tropical suntan and have no one even so much as mention it.
Now Percy, will you get out...before I cut off your head, scoop out the insides.
..and give it to your mother as a vase. -- Edmund : Potato...
This land is my land, and only my land, I've got a shotgun, and you ain't got one, If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off, This land is private property.
-- Apologies to Woody Guthrie...
Marge: What were you thinking, sending Bart to such an awful place?
Homer: I was trying to punish him exactly like you would....