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QOTD: "Dead People Are Good At Running Because They Don't Have To Stop And Breathe.
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"Dead people are good at running because they don't
have to stop and breathe."
-- Hokey, watching "Night of the Living Dead"
Related:
It's hard to outrun dead people because they don't have to breathe.
-- Hokey, describing "Night of the Living Dead...
Night of the living dead chipmunks.
Night of the Living Grateful Dead" -- Movie sequel?
There are more dead people than living. And their numbers are increasing.
The living are getting rarer....
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead.
There are more dead people than living, and their numbers are increasing. -- Eugene Ionesco
Tradition does not mean that the living are dead; it means the dead are living.
-- Harold Macmilla...
I have a few good reasons for drinking And one has just entered my head If a man can't drink when he's living How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
A good cat, is a dead cat.