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QOTD: "I'm On A Seafood Diet -- I See Food And I Eat It.
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"I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I eat it."
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
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I eat junk food to get it out of the house.
You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles.
-- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food...
For tomorrow I diet . . .
I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food. -- Robert Aboud