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QOTD: I've Heard About Civil Engineers, But I've Never Met One.
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I've heard about civil Engineers, but I've never met one.
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I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
Oh, I have roamed o'er many lands, And many friends I 've me
Not one fair scene or kindly smile Can this fond heart forget....
My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
I have heard the mavis singing Its love-song to the mo
I 've seen the dew-drop clinging To the rose just newly born....
I 've stood upon Achilles' tomb, And heard Troy doubted
ime will doubt of Rome. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iv, Stanza 101...
When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
The light that lies In woman's eyes. -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing