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QOTD: "I Want A Home, A Family, An Occasional Spanking ..." -- Kathy Ireland
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"I want a home, a family, an occasional spanking ..."
-- Kathy Ireland
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Bart: [poking his head into frame] I want to quit and come home....
Smithers: Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at work?
Homer: I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home to think about what I did....
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