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• Got a dog for my girlfriend, was a fair trade.
• Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.
• Regarding trade relations, most people would like to.
• Repairmen know the tricks of the trade, but not the trade!
• Whosoever commands the sea commands the trade; whosoever commands the trade of the world commands the riches of the world, and, consequently the world itself.
  -- Sir Walter Raleigh...
• After an employee has spent his 13 hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible and other good books.
  -- Work Rule...
• Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.
  M. daily. -- In a hotel in Athe...