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• Rules: (1) The boss is always right. (2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
• (1) The boss is always right. (2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1. -- Rule
• If quitting in a huff fails, see Rule #1. -- Liberal Rule #12
• Never have sex with the boss' sister. -- The 112th Rule Of Acquisitio
• It never hurts to suck up to the boss. -- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #33
• 1. In any rule set, there are always missing rules.
  2. The missing rules are the ones you need. 3....
• Rule #1-- When confronted with an apparent infinite or infinitely repeating pattern, expect some variant that keeps it from being infinite.
  Rule #2-- When all investigation supports Rule 1, look for a situation which violates it....