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• SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic.
  You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent....
• SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic.
  You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent....
• SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21) Friends abound today, seeking repayment of past loans.
  Smile. Check for concealed weapons. Your natural cheerfulness makes others want to throw up....
• Think of your forefathers! Think of your posterity!
  -- John Quincy Adams (1767-1848) -- Speech at Plymouth, Dec. 22, 1802...
• Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.
• Consult a real expert - Call your mother.
• Someone will try to honk your nose today.