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Sex Is About As Important As A Cheese Sandwich. But A Cheese Sandwich, If You Ain't Got One To Put In Your Belly, Is Extremely Important.
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Sex is about as important as a cheese sandwich. But a cheese sandwich,
if you ain't got one to put in your belly, is extremely important.
-- Ian Dury
Related:
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.
-- Senator Hubert Humphrey...
How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party?
Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre....
How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party?
Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre....
How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party?
Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre....
Would you like some cheese with your whine?
Wiggum: Now, what I am about to show you next may shock and educate you.
Hold onto your values as we step through the looking glass into a hippie pot party....
Cheese can be your friend!
You put your left index finger on your eye and your right index finger on the [Camembert].
... If they sort of feel the same, the cheese is ready. -- M. Taittinge...