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• It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen. Nah!
• It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen. -- Maimie Van Dore
• So this gentleman said a girl with brains ought to do something else with them besides think.
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• Never ask a question of a witness if you don't already know the answer. -- Old Adage
• If you want to live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse, IT'S TOO LATE!
• Nothing that's forced can ever be right, If it doesn't come naturally, leave it.
  That's what she said as she turned out the light, And we bent our backs as slaves of the night, Then she lowered her guard and showed me the scars She got from trying to fight Saying, oh, you'd better believe it....
• Gloria Steinem *IS* the man she was always looking for.