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She blinded me with science!
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They *blinded* me with Science!
Squint as you approach me, lest you be blinded by my beauty.
Doll: Guess who, Fat boy!! Homer: [blinded, bumping around, with the doll strapped to his head] Marge!
Marge! Look! Marge: [from the kitchen] Oh, my God!...
HE: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
SHE: What?? Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains. -- Walt Kelley...
Beam me up, Scotty! She says she's ... pregnant!
She's like a rose to me. They smell and so does she. -- Homer Hayne