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• That quantity which, when multiplied by, divided by, added to, or subtracted from the answer you get, gives you the answer you should have gotten.
  -- Skinner's Constant (or Flannagan's Finagling Factor)...
• Skinner's Constant (or Flannagan's Finagling Factor)
  That quantity which, when multiplied by, divided by, added to, or subtracted from the answer you get, gives you the answer you should have gotten....
• Skinner's Constant (Flannegan's Finagling Factor) That quantity which
  when multiplied by, divided by, added to, or subtracted from the answer you get, gives you the answer you should have gotten....
• The number any answer may be multiplied to make it correct. -- Tillman's Consta
• Never create a problem for which you don't have the answer.
  -- Burke's Rule Create problems for which only you have the answer. -- Corollary...
• You know you have a small apartment when... you can answer the telephone from the bed, the kitchen table, the sink or the shower.
  -- S. Rickly Christia...
• Skinner: Heh heh, there's only one class left, but it happens to be the coolest one of all.
  Bart: Ballet? Dancing is for girls. Skinner: Well, you should have gotten here earlier....