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Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult.
-- Fran Lebowitz
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Pro: Children ask better questions than do adults. "May I have a cookie?
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz
Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type.
-- Fran Lebowitz...
I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use.
Pleasant because one is in the best possible company and safe because sleep is the consummate protection against the unseemliness that is the invariable consequence of being awake....
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. -- Fran Lebowitz
Nothing succeeds like address. -- Fran Lebowitz
Frenchman: Germans with good food. -- Fran Lebowitz
People are far more interesting and successful when they are less concerned about being normal, and more concerned on being natural.
-- Michael Nola...