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Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
-- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
Marge: 90% of the time, if the gas isn't pumping, this is your problem.
[turns a switch at back which resets the pump] Evely...
Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed!
Did you hear What to do about fall-out, re-insert and shorten strokes.
If you can't do anything about it, than have the sense not to.
If you can do something about it, perhaps it is time to step back and reevaluate your own potential in a less flattering light....
Bore: A man who spends so much time talking about himself that you can't talk about yourself.
-- Melville D. Lando...
One day at a time- this is enough. Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone
and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come....