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• Speak roughly to your little VAX, And boot it when it crashe
  It knows that one cannot relax Because the paging thrashes!...
• Speak roughly to your little boy, And beat him when he sneeze
  He only does it to annoy Because he knows it teases....
• Speak roughly to your little boy, And beat him when he sneeze
  He only does it to annoy Because he knows it teases....
• Speak roughly to your little boy, And beat him when he sneeze
  He only does it to annoy Because he knows it teases....
• My other computer is a VAX.
• Under the wide and heavy VAX Dig my grave and let me relax Long have I lived, and many my hacks And I lay me down with a will.
  These be the words that tell the way: "Here he lies who piped 64K, Brought down the machine for nearly a day, And Rogue playing to an awful standstill....