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• I found a good, stiff martini in a bar in Venice," announced the returned female tourist.
  His first name was Paolo....
• And if his name be George, I 'll call him Peter; For new-made honour doth forget men's names.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King John -- Act i, Sc. 1...
• Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] "wicked" guy.
  He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right....
• Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] ``wicked'' guy.
  He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right....
• A tourist leaves Bogolusa on his way to Opalousa, and is quite confused about the names of the various cities through which he passes.
  Stopping at long last for a late lunch, he enters a fast food chain restaurant....
• Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
  Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Ma...
• All but Marge: Yeah! Yes. All right! Marge
  [drolly] Yeah. Lisa: I want to meet the first female Stealth Bomber pilot....
• I'll never forget good ol' what's-his-name.