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• System going down in five minutes.
• System going down in five minutes... Sorry, just kidding around.
• System going down at 5 this afternoon to install scheduler bug.
• Going out of my mind, back in 5 minutes.
• SYSTEM DOWN AT 5:30PM FOR SYSTEM CRASH
• down 1. adj. Not operating. "The up escalator is down" is considered a humorous thing to say (unless of course you were expecting to use it)
  and "The elevator is down" always means "The elevator isn't working" and never refers to what floor the elevator is on....
• down: 1. adj. Not operating. "The up escalator is down" is considered a humorous thing to say
  and "The elevator is down" always means "The elevator isn't working" and never refers to what floor the elevator is on....
• FINAL WARNING -- SYSTEM GOING DOWN IMMEDIATELY