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• The amount of time required to complete a government project is precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.
  -- Chism's Law of Completio...
• Chism's Law of Completion: The amount of time required to complete a government project is precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.
• ick n. 1. A jiffy (sense 1). 2. In simulations, the discrete unit of time that passes between iterations of the simulation mechanism.
  In AI applications, this amount of time is often left unspecified, since the only constraint of interest is the ordering of events....
• ick: n. 1. A {jiffy} (sense 1). 2. In simulations, the discrete unit of time that passes between iterations of the simulation mechanism.
  In AI applications, this amount of time is often left unspecified, since the only constraint of interest is the ordering of events....
• Happy happy happy ... peel peel peel! -- Stimpy
• Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
  -- Carl Sandburg...
• Rennie's Law of Public Transit: If you start walking, the bus will come when you are precisely halfway between stops.