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• You may wish to think of animals as dumb, but they don't hire lawyers and they don't have doctors, and what is even more telling, they don't pay taxes!
• Save laboratory animals. Use lawyers.
• Neither a panhandler nor a Laplander be.
• Neither trust, nor contend, nor lay wagers, nor lend
  and you'll have peace to your lives' end. -- Ben Frankli...
• Rights" is a fictional abstraction. No one has "Rights", neither machines nor flesh-and-blood.
  Persons... have opportunities, not rights, which they use or do not use....
• Rights" is a fictional abstraction. No one has "Rights", neither machines nor flesh-and-blood.
  Persons... have opportunities, not rights, which they use or do not use. -- Lazarus Long...
• All such expressions as SQRT(-1), SQRT(-2) ... are neither nothing, nor greater than nothing, nor less than nothing, which necessarily constitutes them imaginary or impossible.
  -- L. Eule...
• Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?