The Bank Called To Tell Me That I'm Overdrawn, Some Freaks Are Burning Crosses Out On My Front Lawn, And I *can't*believe* It, All The Cheetos Are Gone, It's Just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!

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The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn,
Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn,
And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone,
It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
-- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Days"

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