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• The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.
  -- Stanley J. Randall...
• The closest anyone ever comes to perfection is on a job application form.
• Nobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out!
• After silence, music comes closest to expressing the inexpressible.
• Seay's Law: Nothing ever comes out as planned.
• Nothing ever comes out as planned. -- Seay's Law
• If you are smart enough to fill out the application correctly and without any words spelled incorrectly
  it is very likely that you are overqualified for the position and therefore ineligible for it....
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