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• The somewhat old and crusty vicar was taking a well-earned retirement from his rather old and crusty parish.
  As is usual in these cases, a locum was sent to cover the transition period....
• Scott: Let's go over to the County Courthouse, live to Kent Brockman.
  Kent: -- ockman, just outside the County Courtroom where an argument about chowder has spilled over into the biggest trial in Springfield history....
• bogue out /bohg owt/ vi. To become bogus, suddenly and unexpectedly.
  His talk was relatively sane until somebody asked him a trick questio...
• bogue out: /bohg owt/ vi. To become bogus, suddenly and unexpectedly.
  His talk was relatively sane until somebody asked him a trick questio...
• Richard Nixon should pull out before it's too late, just like his father should've.
  -- Toilet graffiti...
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• You have entered a very richly decorated chamber, obviously the king's.
  king's. Great chests and closets contain but a fraction of his robes....
• Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?
  Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronunciate his words....
• Bart: Why, hello, Mrs. Bush! Barbara: Hi, Bart! Mr.
  Bush is upstairs napping. Bart: You know, your husband's awful grumpy....