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• There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.
  -- Gore Vidal...
• For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex. -- Gore Vidal
• It has always been true that in the United States the people who ought to read books write them.
  -- Gore Vidal -- [Editor's note: Now if Vidal would only take his own advice...]...
• Homer: No one in history has ever done anything this clever!
  On the plan to get back Springfield's Lemon Tree, stolen by Shelbyville, by parking the van illegally, so it is towed into the parking lot where the tree is kept, from which they all sneak out at night....
• Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it.
  Peggy Joyce...
• Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
  Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal...
• It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people.
  -- Gore Vidal...