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The Government Just Announced Today The Creation Of The Neutron Bomb II.
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The Government just announced today the creation of the Neutron Bomb II.
Similar to the Neutron Bomb, the Neutron Bomb II not only kills people
and leaves buildings standing, but also does a little light housekeeping.
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The Government just announced today the creation of the Neutron Bomb II.
Similar to the Neutron Bomb, the Neutron Bomb II not only kills people and leaves buildings standing, but also does a little light housekeeping....
The neutron bomb is a nuclear device that kills people without destroying buildings.
Many people feel this is inhumane; they much prefer the old- fashioned humane-type nuclear devices that kill people *and* destroy buildings....
NEUTRON BOMB: An explosive device of limited military value because
as it only destroys people without destroying property, it must be used in conjunction with bombs that destroy property....
eutron bomb, n: An explosive device of limited military value because, as it only destroys people without destroying property, it must be used in conjunction with bombs that destroy property.
With the neutron bomb, which destroys life but not property, capitalism has found the weapon of its dreams.
-- Edward Abbey...
Yow! Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY-- -- Zippy the Pinhead
wrong polarity of neutron flow
Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. -- Doctor Who
CHERRY BOMB -- a dissapointing virgin.