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Bolt Of Lightning Turns Toilet Into Electric Chair.
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Bolt of lightning turns toilet into electric chair.
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He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." Robert Redford
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something that should have been a bug but turns out to be a feature....
I believe in the death penalty for terrorists. Not only that, I believe in execution with humiliation.
As this guy is frying in the electric chair, we crack two eggs on top of his head....
Just as the prisoner was being strapped into the electric chair, the priest said, "Son, is there anything I can do for you?
The prisoner said, "Yeah, when they pull the switch, hold my hand." -- Dick Gregory...
misbug: /mis-buhg/ [MIT] n. An unintended property of a program that turns out to be useful
omething that should have been a {bug} but turns out to be a {feature}....