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• Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
• Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
• Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. -- Law of Uneven Dispersal
• The future has already arrived; it just isn't evenly distributed. -- William Gibso
• Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world.
  Everyone thinks he has enough. -- Descartes, 1637...
• HAKMEM /hak'mem/ n. MIT AI Memo 239 (February 1972).
  A legendary collection of neat mathematical and programming hacks contributed by many people at MIT and elsewhere....