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• Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the men are strong, The women are pretty, and the children are above-average.
  -- Garrison Keillo...
• A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish as he waits for a tug on the line.
  Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit....
• The time has come for all good men to rise above principle. -- Huey Long
• NOW recruitment: "We're looking for a few good men -- in women's bodies.
• Maude: What brings you to Springfield? Barbara: Well, George and I just wanted to be private citizens again -- go where nobody cared about politics.
  So we found the town with the lowest voter turnout in America....
• Above all, do not fail to give good dinners, and pay attention to the women.
  -- Napoleon Bonaparte...
• All little girls were born to become women. All little boys were born with the hope of becoming men.
• When you call home and get a busy signal, at least you are aware of where one of your children is at the time.
• Now is the time for all good men to come to aid of the men's movement!