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The Main Problem I Have With Cats Is, They're Not Dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd
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The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs.
-- Kevin Cowherd
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Main problem with today's youth - only kids have it.
Cats are companions. Dogs are slaves.
Cats are roommates. Dogs are kids.
It's sunning cats and dogs.
Has it ever rained cats and dogs?
Homer gets chased by dogs] Homer: Oh no, they're gaining on me.
Wait! I have an idea! [reaches into shirt, pulls out wieners] These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape....
I have one of those real old American built cars. The kind that just PUNCHES through accidents.
-- Kevin Rooney...
Basically a dog person. I certainly, though, wouldn't want to offend my constituents who are cat people
and I should say that being, I hope, a sensitive person, that I have nothing against cats, and had cats when I was a boy, and if we didn't have the two dogs might very well be interested in having a cat now....
If dogs had catapults, would cats be safe in trees?