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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Perhaps he is not honest," Mr. Frostee said inside Cobb's head, sounding a bit worried.
  "Of course he isn't," Cobb answered. "What we have to look out for is him calling the cops anyway, or trying to blackmail us for more money....
• You have prepared a proposal for your supervisor. The success of this proposal will mean increasing your salary 20%.
  In the middle of your proposal your supervisor leans over to look at your report and spits into your coffee....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You may be redneck... if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain.
• Several students were asked to prove that all odd integers are prime.
  The first student to try to do this was a math student....
• Burns: You mean you're willing to give up a good job and a raise, just for your principles?
  Homer: Hmmmm, you put it that way it does sound a little far-fetched, but that's the lug your looking at....
• A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit.
  The first thing he notices is that the arms are too long....