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The More Crap You Put Up With, The More Crap You Are Going To Get.
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The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
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The more crap you believe, the better off you are. -- Charles Bukowski
GMC: Got More Crap
Homer: [panicky] Oh my God, I'm going to be sucked into a black hole
I'm going to be sucked into oblivion, I'm going to be nothing, and what's going to be coming out the other side, I don't know!...
If you can get others to believe your crap, you will be successful, but if you believe it yourself you are in trouble.
You can't get out more than you put in.
You know, we've won awards for this crap. -- David Letterma
Those signs--that "Baby on Board" crap--doesn't it make you want to hit the car harder?
-- Sue Kolinsky...
To Smokers: I don't mind if you smoke just so I can crap in your cup.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game.