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The More You Complain, The Longer God Lets You Live.
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The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
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And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequilla.
-- Mitch Ratcliffe...
The cat lets me live here.
If you DON'T Vote in Nov., DON'T Complain!!
Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't make you live longer -- it just seems that way.
Birthdays are healthy, those who have more of them live longer.
The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes. -- Frank Lloyd Wrigh
You may be redneck... if you live with more dogs than family.
The longer ahead you plan a special event, and the more special it is, the more likely it is to go wrong.
-- David and Jane Evely...
