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• The higher a man's IQ, the more likely he is to be feminine in outlook. -- Cervante
• The higher a woman's IQ, the more she is likely to be masculine in outlook.
• Breast size times I.Q. is constant.
• Have IQ's dropped sharply while I was away? -- Ripley (in Aliens)
• Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
• You must have an IQ of at least half a million. -- Popeye
• IQ = dx / (1 + dx), where x = age.
• `Your I will is more important than your I.Q.' -- West Side Prep School, Chicago
• KIBO /ki:'boh/ 1. [acronym] Knowledge In, Bullshit Out.
  A summary of what happens whenever valid data is passed through an organization (or person) that deliberately or accidentally disregards or ignores its significance....