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The Next Thing I Say To You Will Be True. The Last Thing I Said Was False.
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The next thing I say to you will be true.
The last thing I said was false.
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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was false.
When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?
"What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?...
When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?
"What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?...
When you wake up in the morning, Pooh, said Piglet at last, what's the first thing you say to yourself?
What's for breakfast? said Pooh. What do you say, Piglet?...
The last time somebody said, `I find I can write much better with a word processor.
', I replied, `They used to say the same thing about drugs.' -- Roy Blount, Jr....
The last time somebody said, `I find I can write much better with a word processor.
', I replied, `They used to say the same thing about drugs.' -- Roy Blount, Jr....
Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on.
"I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least - at least I mean what I say - that's the same thing, you know....